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GOLIARD SAIO GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatchu know about us?

The December update brought upon new things for SCH, AF2 and G2 merits.

My thoughts?

FUCK I NEED TO PLAY MORE :(

AF2:



BODY GET! Also got WHM Body the same run, but that just makes me look like a Gay Cowboy who eats cookies

Well my thoughts on the AF2:

Argute Mortarboard
[Head] All Races
DEF: 16 HP +10 MP +10 MND +5
Elemental magic skill +7
Grimoire: Reduces spellcasting time

Use: Curing and stoneskin
Pro: With this piece, SCH can cure fast, really fast.
Con: NO -ENMITY MAKES ME SAD, Curing in -44 has its perk with my neat cowboy hat, but losing the 4 enmity can make or break my care level.

Argute Gown
[Body] All Races
DEF: 38 HP +15 MP +15
Enhancing magic skill +7
Magic Defense Bonus +5
Enhances "Sublimation" effect

Use: Phalanx and Enspells, need to confirm that AF1 head + AF2 body = good for sublimation
Pros: Fucking sex for buffs, and I'll finally get use out of my Cobra Cloche
Cons: Sublimation might still be faster/effecient with Vcloak/Nodowa combo

Argute Bracers
[Hands] All Races
DEF: 14 MP +20 INT +3 MND +3
Enfeebling magic skill +7
Enmity -2
Lv. 71 SCH

Use: Enfeebs and stoneskin until I upgrade Af1 hands
Pros: I don't HAVE to get those pumps from the ZNM marid, but they can never hurt (fuck I need inventory)
Cons: Iunno

The rest I won't bother lotting for.


Merits: I'm very indifferent about what I choose to merit, but I'm guessing the best thing to do is merit the fuck out of helix since I use it for solo situations (I guess?) Maxing out sublimation doesn't exactly help me solo to the full extent.

Group I:
5/5: Modus: Just because
5/5 Helix: Yeah, I wouldn't mind

Group II:
5/5 Stormsurge: OHOHOHO This is going to be a pain in the ass. But I suppose in the long run its going to be a great thing to have, +7 STR for melees, and +7 INT for nukeage is such a benefit, its like eating food without having to!

1/5 Enlightment: It's a nice addition, but I won't put anything else in it

?/5 Altruism: This is nice for slow on HNMs, pretty much it...not exactly sure if I want to dump 4 into it or just give up after meriting it once.

I don't need Enmity stratagems, fuck you give me Modus recast down.

I forgot about blogspot

And bay gave me enough flattery to write a quick update, because I don't really care to share my thoughts on jobs since pretty much every job has a set standard.

Merits/Goals: Based on priority

1. Enfeebling 4/8
2. MP 4/8
3. SCH: Sublimation 0/5
4. SCH: Helix 0/5 [I don't think it matters really]

Basically the gear I want:

Nyzul:
1. Goliard Chapeauuuuuuu
2. Goliard Saiooooo
3. Goliard Feet
4. Goliard Legs (it looks pretty)

ZNM:
1. Muse Tariqah
2. Scutum shield thing
3. Wise legs shit for smn, rest are meh

SNM/Campaign ops faggot shit:
1. Roundel earring
2. I forgot as I was typing this

HNM:
1. gaiters Gaiters GAITERS
2. fuck i dont know D:

Sky:
1. ???

Sea:
1. Novio
2. Prudence

WotG:
1. Ixi cloak
2. The release of new medals and that cobra body

Einherjar:
1. Black MACC INT+3 ring
2. INT cape (aslan? reminds me of fuckin narnia)

Why not get Morgana Choker? BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING OROCHI NODOWA. Promise badge is like 10k for the same amount of MND.

I need to level BLM.



And one for the road.

Update

SCH75:
Ele Skill 8/8
Still waiting for SCH merits.

WHM:
Going to recap Shellra5 and maybe start on devotion to kill time.

HNM:
Trogdor broke. Some of them went to zerg (BBQ 2.0). I for one won't join them without making it known that I'm leeching shit off of them. Arista? Sucks. NN? Sucks. Crest? Blow me. Looks like Sylph's endgame is a cesspool.

June Update:
Big pain in the ass to get the new items.
0/1 on Lil'Gaykullu

Going to do the Puk route for the SMN head -> Marid Feet. Then work on WotG for more Campaign shit.

Kbye

Update?

Well nothing much is really needed to be said about what we've been killing on Sylph since our website speaks for itself.

http://trogdor-sylph.com/

I must say we're doing astronomically better than that other LS. The only thing left for us to kill now is Vrtra, which we'll learn not to accidentally CFH at 7%.

HNM stuff:

Bahamut:

Fast and dumb. Really a great way to make money, fast. And I just discovered that my wireless keyboard doesn't have a scroll lock, so all of my new pictures are with chatlogs. :(

Ouryu:

Gayness. I hate Bai Wing.



Vrtra:

We're solid on kiting and damaging it, dealing with adds are still a problem, as well as dealing with this:



Tiamat:

If we claim it, we can kill it efficiently. By that, I mean we use 21 people, not 30-40.



Kirin:

Kiting is funner. Melee burn is disappointing. By disappointing, I mean shit drops as seen below. I'm coming SMN after the minis.



Khim/Cerb:

Mats Mats Mats Mats. Doesn't deserve a picture.

Dynamis:
WHM need: Body, feet
SMN need: Hands, feet, legs?
It was neat doing Dynamis Lord again without losing 40k xp like Obsidian's run way back in 05. Three years later proves one thing, One minute and thirteen seconds to rapeage.



Random pictures of dead people.








What the butt:



Kimth:




SCH Status: RDM26! And I hate soloing.

Next update: When the new dredg album releases, :|

Scholar, Square-Enix's bastard child.

I love Scholar, as a sub. Honestly, it has a lot to offer. Light arts offers 10% MP cost down, 10% Fast Cast, Penury and Celerity, and some pretty animations. WHM is more versatile than it looks. Yeah /BLM and /SMN are pretty standard, but its uses are very limited.

What I have,when I use it:

BLM: Standard sub, I'll go to Khimaira for this for sure, Conserve MP isn't the most reliable thing, I think it just offers to me ES now since Sanction offers a Refresh already. Oh yeah warp, but it isn't hard to Teleport and walk.

SMN: Merit Parties, nothing more. /SCH literally replaces this for wyrms. Also Limbus for pulls and what not.

SCH: Golden sub, see above. Wyrms and some sea. Light arts gives +5 Barfire so NIN's can wear their Arhats gi and PLD's can wear their shit as well.

NIN: Kirin, Solo

WAR: Kings claimage since iiZerg took a heavy hit with Thetruepandagod out of the way.

DRK: Cerberus, I FUCKING LOVE WEAPON BASH. 5 second stun + negligible damage. And stun.

What I want to level:

BLU: Nyzul Isle

RDM: When SCH becomes ungimped, I'd definitely take this into consideration.


Gear:

So far all I really need is Salvage head and feet and some misc. shit.

Full time Cure V

Obvious improvements would be Hedgehog bomb, Einherjar neck thing full time, Star Sapphire ear?, HQ legs and body, and Star Sapphire ring. Some other shit as well, life Relics, Seveneyes, and I forget. I don't like carrying around too much gear, too much to think about.




HNM:

Cerberus
We did Cerberus enough times where I really just ran out of interest posting about it. We ranked up 9 kills so far, 4 swords. Still have people fuck up on Gates of Hades order. And honestly, the less people we have the better for this. Oh yeah, I must say, <3 onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i2.tinypic.com/80wi1jo.jpg">
Khimaira is simple. The first time TROGDOR claimed it, we killed it with a struggle because of NIN/DRK's and some other shit. I wasn't there. But the second time around was majesticly easy. With just 9 people we took him down to 50% without a struggle. BRD/BLM with an ES+Slow rapes this. Kimth and Warheit tanked it down without any real wiping problems. Tourbillion rapes, but thats ok! BRD/BLM WHM/SCH PLD/NINx2 RDM/DRK and a BLU makes this soooooooo easy. I for one never had any hate issues since PLD tanks just cured each other after Thunderstrike or whatever. So far, we've only received mats.









Just need AF2 feet and Ix'MNK cape.

Merry Christmas everyone. Santa dropped Ass Helms.

I forgot I had a blog

Yep. Changed servers again to Slyph to be with the original Resurrection members that swapped from Odin. Lakshmi was nice, but I didn't do much, and now that I know what my schedule is with Slyph, I can work around and play around and fuck around conveniently. Nothing much more I want to say. WAR is 37, thus my ideal subs are done. BLM WAR DRK NIN 37. Now I just need to work on BLU RDM THF and maybe BRD sub, if not main.

With Wings of the Goddess rolling in next week, (which btw I'm really excited for...for once), I think I'll end up leveling Scholar. Dancer is also nice, but its it'll take a lot more work since I don't have SAM or THF leveled. Oh well, obligatory RDM-deviant job is always fun to play...

So in essence, job order I'd prefer to play:

WHM- I'll forever be the LS's WHM.
SCH- When we get Jext to come WHM and PROBABLY SCH will get a lot of use out of Errant and WHM gear, plus its staff/club main, come on.
SMN-I have a YYR for a reason, good to solo KS's with, and the random sea-encounter, thats it.

If I decide to drop out of school (in order)-
RNG-Love RNG for always and ever, but its expensive and time consuming, so fuckin' A.
BLM- It's 37, and I have gear for it.
RDM-With the new merits and shit, I can still master this shit in and out.
BLU-Looks and feels sexy, but time consuming
WAR-Fuck yeah its 37, I'd go WAR/NIN to 75 and not look back.
SAM-THF....
PLD-Yeah, fun job.
NIN-Yeah, but meh
DRK-If I get a Kraken, I'll adjust the order
BRD-Mundane, stop caring after a while, unless I get my tiara done.
DRG- Good numbers now, but still useless
COR- BRD+RNG, mundane and expensive
BST- w
MNK- Nigga please
THF- lol

Don't think I'm missing anything important. Anyway, future plans:

-Get Hbomb
-Merit some more: Protectra (2), Enmity-(4), MP(5),HP(3) and I'll do more, I just forget.
-Finish Marduk Tiara: Which involves Salvage which I sometime can't attend.
-Start on Marduk Boots: If it ever drops when we attend the corresponding places.
-Level Scholar: Become Suma Cum Laude
-Update LJ more often: Like that will happen.

Now for obligatory wtf's on Slyph in red blue green.

Kill me now. Not saying my gear is tons of fun, but god damn.

I hate Apollyon.
I got fucking jewed. Ended up buying a few things, Miraculous cape until I get my Errant, Upgraded head (see bottom), and hMP feet. Saving up money to buy shit for Scholar.
Missing about 4-6 more MND, which will raise it a whole 3 HP. Oh well, I'm fine at 846 /SMN
1/3
Fuck the Dunes and fuck this sky faggot.